Fashion faux pas

Gentleman.

1. MEN'S DESIGNER JEANS.

Stick with Levis, please. (And if you MUST go designer wear Diesel instead).

2. SUPERRR SKINNY JEANS

(no explanation necessary)

3. UGLY RUNNING SHOES.

(The ONLY time these should come out of the

closet is when you're actually running)
Bah. I actually shuddered thinking back to an unfortunate memory...

4. SUSPENDERS
(Esp. red/printed ones!)
Whenever I see a guy wearing suspenders, I think of
Larry King. 

5. SHORT SLEEVE SILK SHIRTS
(If you're under the age of 40, you should NOT
own ANY Tommy Bahama shirts. Stick to cotton, please)

Ladies.

1. PLUS SIZE LEGGINGS.
(If you wear anything above a size 4 stay FAR FAR away from leggings.
Go for black nylons instead.) 2. CRAZY SCARY LASHES
While I'm all for false lashes, it shouldn't look
as though you've got dead spiders on your lids.

3. PRINTED LEGGINGS.Gross. Tack-y

4. COLORED CONTACTS
(Especially on Asians)

5. EARRINGS + NECKLACE DUOUnless it's your wedding day or you're going to prom,
pick one because you can't do both.